Too Lit To Give A Shit!

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Scent notes: Like a Holiday Chai Tea to cure the hangover (with a little schnapps) 

Enter you, the overworked, borderline alcoholic, middle-aged...

$24.95

Scent notes: Like a Holiday Chai Tea to cure the hangover (with a little schnapps) 

Enter you, the overworked, borderline alcoholic, middle-aged progressive human being just trying to have a normal holiday for once with your deranged family. Aunt Janice brought her tarot cards and is trying to tell you how you’ll never find love while Grandpa is drunk at 3pm telling slightly racist childhood stories that seem to run in a continuous loop. By the time the Turkey is served politics are off the table and you’re deep into UFO sitings and storming the Capital. Well crack open another bottle put those feet up on the table and light up this smooth and relaxing candle scented with….

Tell your mom to make your bed and stock the liquor cabinet because the Christmas tree’s not the only thing getting LIT this year

14oz Holiday Special Candle! 

 

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